Mad Libs

Dear Jason,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump in your car and I saw you carve your intials into my boyfriend. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Sammie

Here's how you do it:Dear (someone you recently talked to),I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When your dog humped my leg
November - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rockBlue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt

Let's Play Family Fued!!

LET'S PLAY FAMILY FEUD!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY ANSWERS!!!!!!Copy and paste message to a new note. Erase my answers and fill in your answers. Tag your friends and don't forget to send it back to me. Remember, you can't use the same answer as the person who sent it to you. Remember, if my answers are dumb, it's because the person before me had the good ones lol!!!!!
1. Name something you use in the shower: Shampoo
2 . Name something a football player wears under his uniform: Jock strap
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: flyers
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: condoms
5. What is another word for blemish? ance
6. Something you cook in the microwave? oatmeal
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving: television
8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman: get in her will
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: bark
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: blood
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: fire
12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: Home Sweet Home
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: Boxer
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: Homework on Spring Break
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? red eyes
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: Pigeion
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Socks
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: Bar of Soap

Bucket List!

The Bucket ListHit forward and place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, and send it to your friends (including me).This is for your entire life!
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(X) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X)Gone to Washington, DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robber
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoors
(X) Gone to the movies
1. Any nickname? Sammie, Catfish
2. Mother's name? Susan
3. Favorite drink? Coke
5. Body Piercings? Ears, lip, tongue
6. How much do you love your job? Ummm... to be answered later?!
7. Birthplace? Great Bend, Ks
8. Favorite vacation spot? Portland, and Seattle
9. Ever been to Africa? No, but maybe. HA HA with how easily I burn, probably not!
10. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? Yes!
11. Ever been on TV? Yes
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? No, officer! lol! Maybe!
13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes, unfortunately
14. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4 door, blue Mecurary Sable
15. Can you drive a standard car? Yes, but I want to get a manual as my next
16. Favorite pie? PUMPKIN!!!!Or my own recipe of Cheescake!
17. Favorite number? 8 or 33
18. Favorite movie? 8mm, or anything with Johnny Depp!
19. Favorite holiday? Christmas of course! It's great to see all the holiday spirit in the air!
20. Favorite dessert? I love brownies, and vanilla ice cream!
21. Favorite food? Steak or mexican!
22. Favorite day of the week? Sunday!
23. Favorite brand of body wash? Beth Bath and Beyond, the creamy buttermilk!
24. Favorite toothpaste? Colgate Total
25. Favorite smell? Fresh baked anything! Cakes, cookies, pies, brownies. Applie Cinnamin or Cranberry Mandrin candles.Fresh cut flowers!
26. How do you relax? Playing or watching sports, listening to music (Jason Michael Carroll), or just reading a good, old favorite
27. How do you see yourself in 10 years? Married, and hopefully with children.
Note: Why is ther no number 4? Hopefully I'm not the first the realize this, If I am that's sad, I'm normally the last.---I saw it too! Me three!!

One Word

USING ONLY ONE WORD Not as easy as you might think! Now forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Be sure to send back to the person you received it from! Here's what you are supposed to do...and please don't spoil the fun...Hit 'forward,' delete my answers, type in your answers and send it to a bunch of people, including me. Where is your cell phone? Desk Your significant other? WorkYour hair? PonytailYour mother? SusanYour father? GeneYour favorite thing? Jayhawks Your dream last night? NoneYour favorite drink? CokeYour dream/goal? ChildrenWhat room are you in? Bedroom Your hobby? NoneYour fear? DyingWhere do you want to be in 6 years? MarriedWhere were you last night? HospitalSomething that you aren't? Skinny Muffins? BananaWish list item? ChildrenLast thing you did? Cry TV? MovieYour pets? Dogs Friends? ForeverYour life? DramaticYour mood? DepressedMissing someone? AlwaysDrinking? WaterSmoking? NeverYour car? JunkSomething you're not wearing? ShoesYour favorite store? DebsYour favorite colour? YellowThe last time you cried? TodayWho will resend this? SaraWhere do you go to over and over? HomeMy favorite place to eat? MexicanFavorite place I'd like to be at right now? Bed

I've seen...171 movies

SUPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.


(X) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(X) Grease
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(X) Fight Club
(X) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
(X) Blazing Saddles
(X) Airplane
Total: 8

( ) The Princess Bride
(X) Anchorman
(X) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
(X) Saw
(X) Saw II
(X)White Noise
(X) White Oleander
(X) Anger Management
(X) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 16

(X) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(X) Scary Movie
(X) Scary Movie 2
(X) Scary Movie 3
(X) Scary Movie 4
(X) American Pie
(X) American Pie 2
Total so far: 23

(X) Harry Potter 1
(X) Harry Potter 2
(X) Harry Potter 3
(X) Harry Potter 4
(X) Resident Evil 1
(X) Resident Evil 2
(X) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(X) The Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 31

(X) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(X) Signs
(X) The Grinch
(X) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(X) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(X) White Chicks
(X) Butterfly Effect
(X) 13 Going on 30
(X) I, Robot
(X) Robots
Total so far: 41

(X) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(X) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(X) Along Came Polly
(X) Deep Impact
(X) KingPin
(X) Never Been Kissed
(X) Meet The Parents
(X) Meet the Fockers
(X) Eight Crazy Nights
(X) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total so far: 51

(X) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(X) Dumb & Dumber
(X) Dumber & Dumberer
(X) Final Destination
(X) Final Destination 2
(X) Final Destination 3
(X) Halloween
(X) The Ring
(X) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(X) Flubber
Total so far: 61

(X) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(X) Practical Magic
(X) Chicago
(X) Ghost Ship
(X) From Hell
(X) Hellboy
(X) Secret Window
(X) I Am Sam
(X) The Whole Nine Yards
(X) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 71

(X) The Day After Tomorrow
(X) Child's Play
(X) Seed of Chucky
(X) Bride of Chucky
(X) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(X) Gothika
(X) Nightmare on Elm Street
(X) Sixteen Candles
(X) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(X) The Grudge
(X) The Grudge 2
(X) The Mask
(X) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 84

(X) Bad Boys
(X) Bad Boys 2
(X) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
(X) Ocean's Eleven
(X) Ocean's Twelve
(X) Bourne Identity
(X) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(X) Bedazzled
(X) Predator I
(X) Predator II
(X) The Fog
(X) Ice Age
(X) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 97

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(X) ET
(X) Children of the Corn
(X) My Bosses Daughter
(X) Maid in Manhattan
( ) War of the Worlds
(X) Rush Hour
(X) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 104

( ) Best Bet
(X) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(X) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(X)Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(X) Ever After
(X) Wizard of Oz
(X) Forrest Gump
(X) Big Trouble in Little China
(X) The Terminator
(X) The Terminator 2
(X) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 114

(X) X-Men
(X) X-2
(X) X-3
(X) Spider-Man
(X) Spider-Man 2
(X) Sky High
(X) Jeepers Creepers
(X) Jeepers Creepers 2
(X) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(X) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(X) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(X) The Hot Chick
(X) Shrek
(X) Shrek 2
Total so far:129

(X) Swimfan
(X) Miracle on 34th street
(X) Old School
(X) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(X) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(X) Boogeyman
(X)The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 135

(X) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(X) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(X) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(X) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(X) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(X) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 141

(X) Baseketball
(X) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
(X) House of 1000 Corpses
(X) Devils Rejects
(X) Elf
(X) Highlander
(X) Mothman Prophecies
(X) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 149

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(X) Monsters Inc.
(X) Titanic
(X) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(X) Shaun Of the Dead
(X) Willard
Total so far: 154

( ) High Tension
(X) Club Dread
(X) Hulk
(X) Dawn Of the Dead
(X) Hook
(X) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(X) Waterworld
Total so far: 160

(X) Kill Bill vol 1
(X) Kill Bill vol 2
(X) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
(X) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 164

( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle of Endor
Total so far: 164

(X) The Matrix
(X) The Matrix Reloaded
(X) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(X) Team America: World Police
(X) Red Dragon
(X) Silence of the Lambs
(X) Hannibal


total... 171

Scott and Samantha

This is kind of like the 25 things - except there are pre-decided questions and it's about you and your spouse, not just you. Come on, play along - inquiring minds want to know! ;)
1. What are your middle names?Scott and Jo
2. How long have you been together?I'm not sure, nearly a year or so. I think
3. How long did you know each other before you started dating?We met in high school at a debate tournament when I was a freshman
4. Who asked who out?I asked him out
5. How old are each of you?We're both currently 23. He's exactly 6 months older then me though
6. Whose siblings do/ did you see the most?His, we bowling with his sister and brother in law. We visit his mother a lot too.
7. Do you have any children together?No
8. What about pets?Two dogs, a larger poodle named Charlie and a small/ medium mix named Mugen
9. Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple?Our schedules, I work nights and he works days. But it also gives us time to have dinner together everynight
10. Did you go to the same school?No
11. Are you from the same home town?No
12. Who is the smartest?Well I'm an airhead 90% of the time so probably him
13. Who is the most sensitive?It's hard to ssay probably a toss up between us
14. Where do you eat out most as a couple?Lonestar
15. Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple?Wichita
16. Who has the craziest exes?ME!!
17. Who has the worst temper?Probably me, he doesn't usually ge that upset or mad a anything
18. Who does the cooking?We eat out nearly everynight so neither. If cooking is done, I do it
19. Who is more social?He is for sure. I'm usally asleep most of the time so with job being in the public he sees more people
20. Who is the neat-freak?ME!!
21. Who is more stubborn?Probably me
22. Who hogs the bed?SCOTT!!
23. Who wakes up earlier?Well we normallly don't get to sleep at the same time, but normally him cause he works in the morning. I get home just as he's getting up.
24. Where was your first date?El Con in Garden City and then we went bowling at Garden Bowl. Then we walked in the park for a little while, and got ice cream at Dairy Queen, and then I went home
25. Who has the bigger family?IDK it's a toss up, but probably mine but we see more of his
26. Do you get flowers often?I got flowers for my birthday last week
27. How do you spend the holidays?Mostly with his family
28. Who is more jealous?I don't think either of us are very jealous of each other
29. How long did it take to get serious?Couple months
30. Who eats more?He does. I barely eat once a day and I don't eat very much when I do
31. Who does/ did the laundry?I do the laundry most of the time
32. Who’s better with the computer?Scott!!

Here's my songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ytq9LzN-I Jason Michael Carroll - Where I'm From
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_YMUmM0Rmk Evans Blue - Cold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHQwqpkACmA Saliva - Always

To Joshua

I am very upset with you, sir! You were the one that was worried when I moved out here that I wouldn't try to keep in contact with you. I think I've done a damn good job of doing that exact thing. I considered you my best friend! I was wanting to talk to you more then any other of my friends on my birthday! Even your own sister, whom I've never met, even sent me a wall post of a happy birthday, have a good day. At least people didn't forget my birthday this year. Last year even my own parents forgot it. I even had a friend, Ben, he had to have surgery on the fifth to get some kidney stones removed called me to say happy birthday before the surgery. As far as the phone, you always have phone troubles. I can live with you not being able to call me or text me. What bothers me is that you're on facebook nearly everyday and yet you can't even slip in a simple hello sorry my phone is acting up, will try to call or text you when I can. And my numbers are both listed on my profile page under info and contact information, or Rion has them too. You haven't even been keeping in touch with Rion. Every time I would talk to him he'd give me the same I don't know, he hasn't talked to me either. I talk to Rion nearly everyday now, because all my other Wichita friends have either forgotten about me or are too busy to talk. I have no friends here! I work all the time, and now have two jobs now. I go to work from 11p to 7a at Mosaic and 3:30p to 5:30p for the YMCA and sleep all the time, then if I'm not too tired I go out and eat with Scott for dinner and then try to catch a quick nap before going back to work. And try to get enough strength to bowling on Wednesdays from 6:30p to 9p. I'd love to get some more friends, but I don't have any time. I hate working nights, I hate working at Mosaic with all the recent changes that have been going on. I've been sending my resume out o different people in hopes that someone else will hire me so I can leave this place. Oh guess what, my cancer is spreading, and I have to have surgery sometime at the end of this month or beginning of next to have a total hysterectomy. After this surgery I will never be able to have children, ever! I'm very sorry to hear that you've lost your job, I'm sure you will find another one shortly! I pray that you will.